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The milkman

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A wife was talking to her husband and asked him what she should give the milkman for Christmas.

The husband said to her, "Screw him, give him a pound".

Just prior to Xmas , the husband arrives home and sees a milk van at the front of his house. He bursts in to the kitchen and sees the milkman, wearing his dressing gown, with a pound in front of him eating bacon and eggs with his wife.

"What's happening" he said to his wife.

His wife responded "Well you said screw him and give him a pound. Breakfast was my idea."

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