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  1. Funeral

    A funeral is taking place at a Church. After the eulogy, a man leans forward in his pew and asks the grieving widow: ‘Do you mind if I say a word?’ ‘No’ she replies. The man stands up, and says: ‘Plethora.’ He sits down. The widow turns to him and says: ‘Thanks. That means a lot.’
  2. Are you watching ***** ***** ?

    Now absolutely all of us are glad that the right decision has been made, because Jamie Fullarton's appointment has gone down well with the players, and they're showing an exceptional professional spirit in resolving the problem they caused and better yet are playing more exciting football and winning us matches. Can't complain. It was right to sack Heath at the point when we did. It wasn't certain that this would be the outcome: many people were in place to be the new Town manager, but by golly it seems we found the right one (still early days though). Now that's the end of that chapter. Welcome to the Fullarton era.  Well said that man! 
  3. Priest

    The Catholic priest was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house behind the Church. He had a cockerel and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cockerel went missing and as he had heard that cock fights were taking place in the area he decided to do something about it at church the next morning. After the opening hymn, he suddenly asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the choir stood up.
  4. The tinpot that is Halifax RLFC

    Me too!  Think it was after the Tony Abbott shhhhh campaign - 

    You certainly have the right surname Mr Bollox.

    Another Darren Kelly? http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35853961  
  7. Today's Game

    Onside for me. If you stop it at the point of the header there is a Wrexham player behind Kossy playing Garner on-side  
  8. Heath’s gone!!!

    Is Harvey cake a bit like a Victoria Sponge?
  9. Leyton Orient (H)

    They also say our back 4 are the worst they have seen!
  10. Leyton Orient (H)

    BBC London commentator seems to think that the money from Thrum Hall was invested to build the stands at the Shay!
  11. Vote for Halifax...

    Thought he would come under "pay a £10 fine or take a chance"
  12. Maidenhead Details

    Brilliant - I could have told you that at 3.53pm  
  13. Maidenhead Details

    Cheers for that useful nugget of information. Really helpful!
  14. Maidenhead Details

    One unanswered question - South Stand open yes or no?
  15. Adam Morgan

    Because we are massive that's why