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16 minutes ago, Roy Race said:

Will finally have time to write that top selling novel:blink:

I've been thinking exactly the same Roy. I know I've got a blockbuster in me

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1 minute ago, TommyH72 said:

I've been thinking exactly the same Roy. I know I've got a blockbuster in me

A stinking hot vindaloo will shift that 

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10 minutes ago, chadders said:

A stinking hot vindaloo will shift that 

I've just dropped Godzilla off of Tokyo Harbour myself...............and Godzuki. 

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What is the best nickname you've ever heard for anybody? Surely there are some really funny ones out there. 

I've got a mate who we call 'satellite' We'll be having a group conversation about almost anything and 5 minutes later he will jump in and sat the same thing thst was already said like it's come out of our mouths, gone up into space, hit that satelite and rebounded onto him, then he'll come out with it. 

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1 hour ago, Icke's Lizard said:

What is the best nickname you've ever heard for anybody? Surely there are some really funny ones out there. 

I've got a mate who we call 'satellite' We'll be having a group conversation about almost anything and 5 minutes later he will jump in and sat the same thing thst was already said like it's come out of our mouths, gone up into space, hit that satelite and rebounded onto him, then he'll come out with it. 

Worked with a guy who had a finger missing, nickname......tripod.

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I worked with a guy years ago when I lived down Sarf, he was called Paul Ennis his name on his locker door label  was P Ennis, his nickname was cock, that’s true.

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Lad from school found with porn mag in his bag at PE once , known as rocket hands Robbo ever since 

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3 hours ago, Icke's Lizard said:

What is the best nickname you've ever heard for anybody? Surely there are some really funny ones out there. 

I've got a mate who we call 'satellite' We'll be having a group conversation about almost anything and 5 minutes later he will jump in and sat the same thing thst was already said like it's come out of our mouths, gone up into space, hit that satelite and rebounded onto him, then he'll come out with it. 

Dogshit Dave lives in elland right wanker plus he supports lufc but never been to a game. Remember fight rider on a weekend we used to have some good does with him n his brighouse brolly boy cronies Gary Wilby Cats Bar DJ he was a legend seen him many times flying out of his enclosure and knocking people out no problem.Whoever he gave it to though they deserved it..Those where the days

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23 minutes ago, FCHT15 said:

Dogshit Dave lives in elland right wanker plus he supports lufc but never been to a game. Remember fight rider on a weekend we used to have some good does with him n his brighouse brolly boy cronies Gary Wilby Cats Bar DJ he was a legend seen him many times flying out of his enclosure and knocking people out no problem.Whoever he gave it to though they deserved it..Those where the days

Top lad Gary and a great DJ. Always played Gil Scot Heron for me when he saw I was in. 

Handy bloke and no bully. Never seen him have a fight unless somebody started. 

Top bloke Gary. 

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18 hours ago, Erik Everhard said:

Which dark corner of the Internet did you find this? Was it near the footage of Hitler and Lord Lucan playing volleyball on a Uruguay beach? 

I recorded it myself back in the day :)

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Been going to the Shay for so many years now and I love it. I've been to Man U, Liverpool, Burnley, Huddersfield, Leeds, Preston, Bolton and a few other places to watch "Better" football, but its not for me. I love watching Town, good, bad or indifferent. We've had some really bad times but for me the good times have always way out numbered the bad. And over the years we've had some great players, all my schoolboy heros were town players. When we were kicking about in the playground or on the local reck all the other kids were Georgie Best or Dennis Law or Roger Hunt. Me, I was Phil McCarthy or Alex Smith (my real hero). What great days they were.

So I know this has been touched on many times (oooh er mister), but I was just thinking, out of all the lads that we've had here at the shay, who's been your absolute favourite. Like everything else, we all know the recent lads, Greggs, Super Geoff, Hendrie, Massie, Bencheriff (yeah right). But who down the years has gone and slipped under the radar, another of my all time favourites was Freddie Hill and I thought Tony Flowers was the dogs chocs. Who's yours?

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George Whitelaw just ahead of my time, dad took me first time in 63. Willie Carlin I can just about remember, great goal scorer for town, and scored something like a goal every other game.

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I recently had a scare when I found a lump on my testicles, wasn't checking myself, just having a rummage as you do. Anyway, I thought I best get to the Doc's for an urgent check up and bless them they got me in within three weeks. So the Doc checked me over and assured me I was ok, nothing more sinister than a small cyst. But he told me that carrying out regular checks on myself was the best thing and If I had any further issues not to dawdle but get checked out ASAP. So the other day I was giving myself the once over, bollocks in hand when the check out assistant in ASDA had me chucked out. Bloody ridiculous, I was only following doctors orders.

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Other good news

the Eurovision Song Contest is cancelled 

 

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1 hour ago, Nick said:

Other good news

the Eurovision Song Contest is cancelled 

 

Fabulous news, there is a God.

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