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The board of directors of FC Halifax Town today at the High Court in London successfully applied for a gagging order against a supporter who has consistently undermined and thwarted their attempts to sign new players

The supporter in question has been banned from using the vast databank of information and videos he has accumulated by reading any forum or blogs relating to non league football 

He unwittingly has identified over 1;750 potential signings on the THE SHAYMEN forum that FC Halifax had targeted which then altered big spending clubs signing 1;747 of the potential signings which has left FC Halifax able to complete only three signings 

He has demanded a Marque signing which has forced the board to consider a season long loan for Billy Smart,s circus big top

Due to his leakage of the club,s salary structure the club can no longer depend on players signing on minimum wage or zero hours contracts

During the hearing it became apparent that the supporter in question also distributed information gain from an employee of the club. Subsequently a car park attendant has been dismissed 

The club as a gesture of goodwill plan to announce more new signings at the End of Season ball

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18 minutes ago, Bill Atkins said:

The board of directors of FC Halifax Town today at the High Court in London successfully applied for a gagging order against a supporter who has consistently undermined and thwarted their attempts to sign new players

The supporter in question has been banned from using the vast databank of information and videos he has accumulated by reading any forum or blogs relating to non league football 

He unwittingly has identified over 1;750 potential signings on the THE SHAYMEN forum that FC Halifax had targeted which then altered big spending clubs signing 1;747 of the potential signings which has left FC Halifax able to complete only three signings 

He has demanded a Marque signing which has forced the board to consider a season long loan for Billy Smart,s circus big top

Due to his leakage of the club,s salary structure the club can no longer depend on players signing on minimum wage or zero hours contracts

During the hearing it became apparent that the supporter in question also distributed information gain from an employee of the club. Subsequently a car park attendant has been dismissed 

The club as a gesture of goodwill plan to announce more new signings at the End of Season ball

Gotta be@SHAY man he’s identified plenty of players one Who was the first player Town signed. Get him as scout? 

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1 minute ago, TJAshton said:

Gotta be@SHAY man he’s identified plenty of players one Who was the first player Town signed. Get him as scout? 

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44 minutes ago, Bill Atkins said:

The board of directors of FC Halifax Town today at the High Court in London successfully applied for a gagging order against a supporter who has consistently undermined and thwarted their attempts to sign new players

The supporter in question has been banned from using the vast databank of information and videos he has accumulated by reading any forum or blogs relating to non league football 

He unwittingly has identified over 1;750 potential signings on the THE SHAYMEN forum that FC Halifax had targeted which then altered big spending clubs signing 1;747 of the potential signings which has left FC Halifax able to complete only three signings 

He has demanded a Marque signing which has forced the board to consider a season long loan for Billy Smart,s circus big top

Due to his leakage of the club,s salary structure the club can no longer depend on players signing on minimum wage or zero hours contracts

During the hearing it became apparent that the supporter in question also distributed information gain from an employee of the club. Subsequently a car park attendant has been dismissed 

The club as a gesture of goodwill plan to announce more new signings at the End of Season ball

at least the supporter didn't agree to the Northern Powerhouse Developments logo to besmirch our proud blue shirts

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