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The Catholic priest was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house behind the Church. He had a cockerel and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cockerel went missing and as he had heard that cock fights were taking place in the area he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

After the opening hymn, he suddenly asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the choir stood up.

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